I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
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