dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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