why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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