So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Just pee around me
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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