They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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