You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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