Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Randomize
