i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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