Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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