i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
worst night to have a conscience
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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