I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
YAS. BRING CRAB.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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