Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
My ATM looks so different sober.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
my nose is crying tears of wow.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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