"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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