DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Randomize
