I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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