awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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