I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
