Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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