I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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