the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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