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There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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