Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
The police scanner is talking about you again....
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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