Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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