Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
vagina is talking i cant
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
