4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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