it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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