Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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