Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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