didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize