Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i love accidental penises.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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