every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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