i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
