the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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