They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
my poor anus
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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