So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Randomize
