It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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