So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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