I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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