Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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