I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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