I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
You took a bar mat shot.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
