just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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