my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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