ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Randomize
