brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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