i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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