Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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