Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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