Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Randomize
