my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
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