we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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