worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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