new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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