Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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