Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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