Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
